DOUBLE VISION
by Warren and Wayne Sun
Bubble Gang Boy Pick Up Lines
Ang mga Pinoy Pickup Lines ay sikat na sikat ngayon sa school, street, house, movies at sa mga politicians. One very popular of them is the Pick up Line Battle in TV Show Bubble Gang, two contestants ay magpapa-impress sa isang pretty woman moderator or simply Neneng B. (Neneng Bakit), played by Sam Pinto by using their pickup lines. In the end, Boy Pick (played by Ogie Alcasid) still remains "undefeated" Pickup Liner and will be cheered and get audience impact.
Sample pick up lines:
Boy Sukli: Ang Hapiness hindi nagsisimula sa letter H.
Neneng B: Bakit?
Boy Sukli: Dahil nagsisimula ito sa Letter U!!!
SAYO LANG AKO BABAGSAK!!!
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Boy Bagoong: Kaylan ba kita tutubusin?
Neneng B: Bakit?
Boy Bagoong: Kase ang laki nang INTEREST ko sayo!
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*Boy Pickup: Hindi kita kaya sa Baseball…
Neneng B: bakit?
Boy Pickup: Kase…favourite color ko ang Yellow!
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Boy Bagoong: Crystal ball ka ba?
Neneng B: Bakit?
Boy Bagoong: Kase…nakikita ko ang Future ko SAYO!
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Pushback: OK lang kahit “TAKEN” ka na!
Neneng B: Bakit?
Pushback: aalisin ko lang ang “T” AKEN ka na!!
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Boy Pickup: Hindi Ikaw yung tipong Sinasaktan!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: dahil MATAMIS ang Champorado!!!
Audience: ANG BANGIS MO BOY PICKUP!!!
Warren comments: Ang nakakatuwa kasi dito is that walang ka kone-connection ang mga hirit ni Boy Pick up pero siya pa rin and laging undefeated. And that alone gives humor to it.
Wayne comments: Not only that kasi nakakatuwa din yung image na pino portray ni Ogie as Boy Pick up. Para siyang retarded na hip hop gangster! Haha.
LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW! LET IT SNOW!
Pag sapit ng December, alam natin na masarap at lumalamig na ang simoy ng hangin dahil parating na ang Christmas. When you say Christmas, a lot of people would think it snows in a lot of countries and sa mga Pinoy, they want to experience winter season where it snows. Dito sa Pinas, hindi muna kailangan mag abroad just to actually feel winter because you can go to two places in Manila where they have snow attractions: Snow Village in Manila Ocean Park and Snow World in Star City. The Snow Village is a 5-minute change of atmosphere and environment. Gumagamit sila ng snow maker and they provide winter jackets due to the extreme cold temperature.
Warren comments: You heard it right. No need to go abroad just to witness the coldness of Antarctica. Makakapaglaro kapa ng snow and create snowman and snowballs. San kapa.
Wayne comments: Balita ko mas maganda daw yung slide sa Snow World in Star City and yung snow nila is like ice and hard. Pero mas maganda ang snow ng Snow Village sa Manila Ocean Park because it is like snow, flakey and soft.
TILAPIA + ICE CREAM = ?
Mahilig kumain ng ice cream ang mga Pinoy lalo na tropical country ang ating bansa. Pag sinabi mong ice cream, usually favorite ice cream natin ay chocolate and vanilla. Yung iba naman ube and cookies and cream. Ang hilig mag-imbento nga ng mga Pinoy kahit sa ice cream. Paano kaya kung ang paboritong tilapia na kinakain natin with rice ay magiging flavor ng ice cream? Naging hit ang tilapia ice cream when it was presented and offered for tasting sa Tilapia Food Festival sa Central Luzon State University (CLSU).
Dana Vera Cruz came and gumawa ng version ng ice cream na ito. “It can be done at home. It can be a boost to the tilapia market,” she said. All one has to do is to steam the tilapia, flake its meat, and mix it in all-purpose cream, condensed milk, ground walnut and cheese, she said. Lahat ng mixture ay kailangan frozen overnight and served in cones or cups.
Warren comments: Don’t worry to try tilapia ice cream kasi daw walang fishy aftertaste ito, and best of all, yummy.
Wayne comments: Hindi lang tilapia ice cream ang latest creation but I heard meron din bagong ice cream made from rose petals. Malamang flowery taste yan. Iba talaga ang Pinoy!
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