Friday, September 24, 2010

Jeepney Press 2010 September-October Issue Page 15



On The Road To: THE FACEBOOK CONNECTION
by Neriza Sarmiento-Saito

Summer 2010: one of the most sizzling summers in Japan is officially over. All that are left of it are vivid moments captured on digital cameras and I-phones of “Hanabi” (Fireworks Festivals), barbecue parties by the beach, dolphin nights shows, a day at Universal Studios Japan or simply relaxing in the countryside with your folks. Whether the memories are pleasant or unpleasant, it makes summer another season to look forward to.
My students at the Osaka University are still halfway with their summer break so their interview will not be appearing in this issue. This gave me the chance to get updated on what the rest of the world is doing as much as what the rest of my friends are doing in this world. No better way than FB… Henry and Shirlene in Texas are expecting a baby girl in mid-November, Pia in Honolulu finally found a ZAIZU (Japanese legless chairs to fit into their Japanese-inspired living room, Susan in Dubai sent her 16 year-old daughter Catherine to a culinary arts school in the Philippines to master intricate Philippine cuisine so that she can help manage their Philippine restaurant in the Emirate nation. My niece Sandy in Australia, went on a 40-hour fasting to generate donations for famine-stricken children around the globe, one of their projects at school.

Then there was one interesting update from my adventurous friend Joey… “Just 15 minutes ago, dinukot cp sa bag ko. Kitang-kita ko kamay niya. Biglang pumara, tangay CP. Hinila ko damit niya at saka sinigawan na ibalik CP ko. Nagambala lahat pasahero. Natakot at ibinalik CP ko. WOWSKI… GRABE ...” He was on holiday in one of the most beautiful cities in the Visayan Island and was enjoying the sights and sounds of the place along with local delights like taho and halu-halo. He took a sentimental ride on a jeepney when the incident happened. Many commented that he was tough enough to get even with the thief although such a reaction could have endangered his life. Although the quick-thinking driver drove quickly to the nearest police station the guy slipped away and disappeared in the crowd.
Filipinos who are accustomed to the peaceful living conditions and conveniences in Japan could be at a loss if faced with similar situations. But whatever happened, he got the CP back and his journey continues on Facebook. 


A poem for “Respect for the Aged Day“ written by my late grandfather, Dalmacio C. Ramos (Excerpt)

AKO’Y MATANDA NA’T WALA NANG LAKAS
UUGOD-UGOD PANG PANGIT NA LUMAKAD
MATA’Y MALALABO’T AANIANINAG
BUHOK AY MAPUTING PARA NANG BUSILAK
HUMPAK ANG PISNGI KONG KULUBOT ANG BALAT
NA SA KAPANGITAN SIYANG NAPARAGDAG

IKAW… KABATAANG NASA AKING LIKOD
PINAGKAKAUTANGA’Y HUWAG MALILIMOT
KAHIT ANONG ANYO HUWAG MAYAYAMOT
GUMANTI KA SANA NG UTANG NA LOOB
KUNG DUMATING NAMAN ARAW MONG MALUNGKOT
HINDI PALALAKI ANG IYONG HIMUTOK

Jeepney Press 2010 September-October Issue Page 16


K by Amelia Iriarte Kohno

"Class Reunion"
Our friend Dennis is always kind enough to remind JP contributing writers of deadlines. As I just came back from Tacloban, Leyte, my hometown, I told him I already had an interesting material to write, thinking it would be easy after attending to the work that piled up during my absence.

Although, I consider myself a self-retiree, mainly for health reasons, volunteer work keeps me busy. First, was to prepare a short talk about my 10-year battle with cancer for the September International Health Seminar in Kyoto, attend formation meetings of our church-based group, and finalize matters for this year's UTAWIT Singing Contest, among others.

And just when I was settled to write my humorous story, the unexpected happens. My doctors told me that the CA cells had metastasized to my thyroid gland, after consulting them for recent changes in my voice, difficulty swallowing food, even fluid intake. And if I was not used to my oncologists' statements of CA recurrences in my breast, skin, salivary gland and lymph nodes, all these years, I would have been shocked.

Well, let me share my funny experience. After all, laughter is still the best medicine! The visit was really memorable for me and and surely for my OFW (over fifty worker) classmates. We had our Reunion- High School Class of 1962, after 48 years!

On the evening of the much-awaited day, as my brother was driving me to the venue, and seeing a couple of white-haired men walk by, commented, "Sis, if those guys belong to your class, they're old." Perhaps, he was just flattering me, although I often pride myself thinking that my gray hair is due to my treatments. Some more elderly women passed by, but I did not recognize any of them.

Arriving at the buffet-dinner room, atop the hotel, I could hardly believe what I was seeing. Some of my classmates were gracefully dancing the "swing" to the tune of Sha-la-la-la, Dancing Queen and doing the other fast and back-bending dances, with the younger DI. But for us, who had all sorts of pains, we opted to sit, take pictures or just mingle even if most of us had trouble connecting names to faces... It was a wonderful night!

K, in the alphabet-seniors version is for "knees" that crack when they bend.

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KANSAI CRUSADE by Sally Cristobal-Takashima

Everyone knew that typhoon Basyang was on her way but not that soon. We have already eaten dinner and quite ready to call it a night when it started to continously rain then it became rain and hollering wind and a power failure that lasted till dawn. We were also visiting Manila after Ondoy unleashed its fury but this time at least dumaan lang ang Basyang. Nabinat yata ako at pumayat sa paglilinis sa harap at paligid ng bahay namin. Nagkalat ang mga dahon, mga nabaling sanga ng puno ng mangga at abokado. At hindi lang mga sanga, mga isang dosenang abokado ang nahulog at nagkalat sa lupa. Dahil sa hindi dadating ang katulong namin sa araw ng bagyo ay inumpisahan ko ng magwalis. Kahit na walisin ay dumidikit ang mga basang dahon sa semento kaya kailangan gamitin ang water hose para umagos ang mga dumi sa labas. Si Mister naman ay bumabawi ng tulog to gain strength and energy for our 7:30 am PAL flight to Cebu which was cancelled.
Honto ni osawagi deshita! Napudpud na yata ang mga daliri ko sa pagdial sa Philippine Air Lines to check the next available flights to Cebu pero hindi ko sila makontak. Okay at relax ka lang, sabi ko sa sarili ko. Ala eh talagang hindi makapaniwala si Mister sa sistema ng telefono sa Pinas compared with Japan. Ayaw siyang maniwala na I could not get through any of the PAL phone numbers. Sabi ko na lang sarili ko... Just u wait Manny Pangilinan for a piece of my mind when I get the chance. Mid adrenalin rush mode pa ako when we decided to go straight to NAIA 2. We were lucky there were taxis because my brother who was suppose to drive us to the airport was having palpitations and fighting a cold.
So it was my sister, myself and Mister who had a non stop animated conversation with the taxi driver all the way to NAIA 2. Madaldal ang driver. He talked about kolorum, donation sa pulis, pakikisama para mabuhay, ingat para hindi pag-initan, condominium gifts in exchange for favors and signatures at iba pa. Sa palagay ko ay malinaw naman ang pag-iisip ng taxi driver at hindi isang baliw ng nagla-lathala ng mga impormasyon. In short isa siyang whistleblower. I hope someday there will be a TV program featuring whistleblowers even if they don't give their names nor show their faces.
At NAIA 2, it seemed like Beyonce will be having a concert looking at the sea of people, halos wala ng madaanan. Pagod na ako talaga at long due for my tapsilog. Ewan ko ba pero palagi ako ang ulo pag labas ng Japan. Finally reached the Chance Passenger Counter and holding on to the belief that my wish has already been granted - we were Number 1 in the list of chance passsengers for the 1:30 pm flight to Cebu here we come. Naglaho yata ang galit at stress ko after having lunch and Buko Pandan for dessert.
As you guessed, na late ang PAL flight namin ng 30 minutes but as sure as the light of dawn, we landed at Mactan International Airport and the we were met by the Cebu Hilton Resort and Spa uniformed attendant and rode their pink car to the resort. Happy ending din and we had a superb Buffet Dinner with our Japanese scuba diving buddies (hoy… sa boat lang ako watching out for sharks lol).
When we returned to Osaka, daughters Lisa and Rie and we agreed as well, to visit Awajishima. We stayed in a Log House in the compound of Wellness Park Goshiki located in Sumoto City.Yes, I would recommend this place to for a weekend escape. The Log House accommodates 6-8 persons, has a well equipped kitchen with pots, pans, dishes, hot plate for yaki niku, toaster, microwave oven, toaster, fridge and a TV. It costs 20,000 yen per night and it is just a short walk to their famous hot spring. For those who like to camp, there is an area designated for Auto Campers. The onsen is FREE for Log House guests.
For those living in the Kanto area, please visit Kansai to marvel at the beauty of Kyoto's Autumn foliage and immerse yourselves in the healing hot springs of Arima in Hyogo Prefecture. Then you can tell all your neighbors and friends that you have been to Arima Hot Springs, the oldest in Japan where Emperors of olden days use to travel for days and nights to leisurely soak themselves for health, relaxation and rejuvenation.
People in Kansai are talking about how difficult it has become to get promo flight bookings of Cebu Pacific Air. Suwertehan at sanayan lang daw. Meanwhile, Philippine Air Lines is campaigning to let people know of their Palakbayan flights. Let's hope more people can travel and avail themselves of reasonably priced flights as we approach this year's holiday season.
Those on board Facebook, huwag naman sana maging FB addict at sayang ang oras. Time is gold di po ba. Kung simply chikahan lang puede na yong paminsan minsan. Ala eh, mga kikoy at kikay- magsunog tayo ng kilay. Magpost din tayo ng informative news to share, kuro kuro, o di kaya'y mga reklamos na may suggested solutions at iba pa.
Hanggang dito na lamang po. Hanggang sa susunod nating pagniniig. Ja ne!


Jeepney Press 2010 September-October Issue Page 17



PISNGI NG LANGIT ni Doc Gino

Abnormal Uterine Bleeding
Tanong: Dear Doc Gino, Good Day! Nag research po ako ng mga website na maaaring makatulong sa sitwasyon ko. Last October po, napansin ko na sobrang lakas po ng regla ko. As in umaabot sya ng 2 weeks and may kasamang cramps. November naulit na nmn po yung gnun, malakas pa din pero hndi ko nlng po bingyang pansin its because akala ko po wala lang yun. December, gnun pa din po umabot na po ng almost 1 month yung regla ko, nilagnat na din po ako so i decided then to go oby-gyne para magpa check up.

Sabi ng Doktor, kailngan ko daw po mag pa ultrasound, after ultrasound they found out na thickened daw po yung endometrial lining ko, and may bukol daw po na nakita which is they consider as uterine myomata. Binigyan po muna ako ng gamot nordette pero as i observed dok, nagpapalpitate po yung heart ko everytime na nagte-take ako ng nordette. Tinigil ko po pag inom dok, then after 3 days bumalik yung bleeding and may kasamang pananakit na po sa gilid ko. Pinabayaan ko na lang po yun, hanggang sa nawala ang regla ko at pananakit na yun sa gilid.
Now, tanong ko po sa yo dok, ano po ba tlaga pwede kong inumin para mawala na yung fibroid ko? And anong mga foods ang kailngan iwasan? Magkaka anak pa po ba kaya ako? Maraming salamat. Inaasahan ko po ang iyong pagtugon.

Doc Gino: Sa aking palagay, ang dahilan ng iyong abnormal bleeding ay ang makapal na endometrial lining ng bahay-bata na kung saan nagmumula ang buwanang dalaw. Depende sa laki at lokasyon ng myoma, maaari rin itong maging sanhi ng sobrang pagdurugo. Ang pahintu-hintong pag-inom ng iyong gamut na Nordette ay nagresulta sa withdrawal bleeding kung kaya’t naging irregular lalo ang daloy ng iyong regla.
Kung ano ang dapat kainin o iwasan upang mawala ang bukol sa matris ay wala pang natutuklasan sa panahong ito. Mas mainam kung ipagbibigay-alam mo sa iyong doktor ang sintomas na nararamdaman makatapos inumin ang gamot upang mapalitan ng nababagay para sa iyo. Kung mako-kontrol ng maaga ang lubhang pagdurugo, sa tingin ko naman ay hindi hadlang sa pagdadalang-tao.

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PEDESTRIAN LANE by Mylene Miyata

“WIRED” Ka Ba?
Nowadays, how does the technology growth affects your appreciation of the true essence of life?
Hindi naman masama ang walang patid na pag-unlad ng bawat bagay. Malaki po ang pakinabang nating lahat sa tulong ng technology wonders. Pero, aware ba tayo na yung sobrang convenience na nalalasap natin kung minsan ay nagdudulot din ng kakulangan sa ibang aspeto ng pamumuhay natin?
Of all the advancements sprouting like mushrooms everywhere, I personally still long for the "simple life" at times. Talagang hinahanap pa rin ng sistema ko. May pagka-sadista nga ako kase I literally deprive myself of some things para lang kumuha ng escape sa fast phase ng modern life minsan e. Lahat kase ng kilos natin sa panahon ngayon para bang dumedepende na lang lage karamihan sa teknolohiya. From 0 age to senior citizen po iyan. Playstations, Nintendo DS for the kids, iPod, iPhone and iPad for Ate and Kuya. High end, state of the art houses, luxury cars for those people who can afford. Being so "wired" sometimes paralyzes me. Say for instance, communication. Well, noong unang panahon, kapag meron tayong gustong ipadalang mensahe sa mahal natin sa buhay, kailangan pa natin ang "telegrama". Bagay na kailangan pang bumilang ng ilang araw bago dumating sa kinauukulan. And at the moment na matanggap ito ng taong kinauukulan, ay talaga nga namang hindi maikakaila na kalakip ng telegramang iyon ang tunay na saloobin at damdamin ng taong pinanggalingan nito, di po ba? May excitement factor both to the sender and the recipient. Okay! yun yung noon. E, yung sa panahon natin ngayon? Kumusta naman? Not to mention the true intention everytime we intend to convey a message, the means or the channel to do so is actually "too convenient" for all. And this "too much convenience" at hand is usually the main reason why the true emotion is being looked beyond its genuine purpose. Hindi na po natin maramdaman yung sincerity na napapaloob sa kada mensaheng natatanggap natin. Kung minsan pa, iba na din po ang nagiging interpretasyon natin sa ilang mensaheng natatanggap natin. Nakakahinayang din kung iisipin dahil malayo po ang naging kaibahan ng mga epektong ito sa "human relations". The excitement is having its twist when it comes to the true meaning. Mahirap na ma-distinguish kung tama ba na ma-excite ka kase di mo naman alam kung talaga bang mean ng tao yung intention nya sayo kase i-amail nya lang, i-text nya lang yung something, andyan na mabilis pa sa jet na makakarating sayo yung message, di ba?
If we take a little while to analyze what is really going on around us, we will come to realize na minsan, gaya ng computer, kailangan din nating mag re-start, mag-refresh o mag re-boot. We have to find ways para kumuha ng temporary escape sa busy world na ginagalawan natin. Why?! Oo nga naman convenient na nga e. Nagrereklamo pa! We are all thankful and happy for what technology has done for us. Masaya tayo na dahil sa Facebook madali nating nagagawan ng koneksyon ang mga natuldukang relasyon sa mga kakilala natin noong highschool pa tayo. Pero, we really have to know when to "pause", "stop" and "go" just a few moments away from the entrapment to the "wired" life for our own sake. Furthermore, para na rin sa mga taong mahalaga sa atin. We will need that magical feeling of living a simple life once in a while po talaga. Like anything else, we really have to "recharge" ourselves regularly. Depending on the need that will arise, we got to give corresponding rest to ourselves. Be it physical, mental or any depende sa pangangailangan. Hindi po natin kailangang masugid na subaybayan ang mabilis na agos ng pag-unlad ng teknolohiya. Having to be contented at times helps a lot. Hindi po natin kailangang magkaroon ng ipod, iphone at iPad ng sabay sabay. This is the best way to sincerely appreciate the true essence of each endeavour we have in life. This is the best way to also give importance to what we are actually experiencing. We can appreciate what we have in life only if we do not drown ourselves to the package luxury of it. Magiging fulfilled po tayo minus the technology wonders paminsan minsan.
May iPad ka na ba? :-)

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Kwento ni Nanay Anita
By Anita Sasaki

Mayroon po akong ibabahaging karanasan na di ko po malimutan at kasama nito ang saya ng naidulot sa akin.

Madalas mayroong mga tumatawag sa akin na humihingi ng tulong ukol sa Immigration.

Araw-araw ay iba-ibang mga problema ang dinudulog at nanghihingi ng tulong at payo.
Kaya iba’t-ibang tao ang aking nakakausap sa telepono. Isang araw, isa sa aking mga kausap ay humiling na kung maaari ay madalaw ko siya at ililipat na siya sa Immigration sa probinsiya. Tawagin natin siyang si Mario. Pumunta ako doon. Nakita ko siya sabay ang tatlong preso sa isang kuwarto. Sabi ng isa sa akin, “Paano po kaya ninyo kami makikilala, Inay? Ngayon lang tayo nagkita.” Sagot ko naman, “sa mga boses ninyo, makikilala ko kung sino sino kayo.”
At naunang nagtanong ang isa, “Sino po ako Inay?” Sagot ko “Si Mario ka.” Nagulat siya. "Bakit po ninyo alam?” “Eh kasi nanay ninyo ako,” sagot ko. “Ikaw si Juan na nakipag-away di ba?” Sagot niya "Opo." “At ikaw naman si Kurt di ba?” Gulat sila. Sabi ko, “Ang popogi naman nang mga anak ko.” Yon po ay totoo. Dinalhan ko sila nang mga babasahin at rosaryo. Ngunit si Mario, Biblia ang kanyang request na dalhin ko. Si Mario din lang ang aking binigyan nang pambili nang telepone card dahil mayroon siyang asawa at mga anak na nasa Pilipinas. At ang bunso niya ay may karamdaman. Kaya kailangan niyang tawagan at subaybayan sila. Lalo nag-iisa ang asawa niyang nag- aalaga sa mga anak nila. Kaya sabi ko huwag kayong mag-seselos at siya lang ang may telepone card. Si Juan ala namang tatawagan at di na niya alam kung nasaan ang apat niyang anak at asawa. Kaya ganoon medyo “stressed” kaya napapaaway. Kaya ang masasabi ko sa iyo, walang kang nakikita, wala kang naririnig at wala kang sasabihin. Para walang gulo. Ang tanong ko, “Meron ka bang uuwian sa atin?” Ang sagot niya, “Wala na nga po. Ang papa ko sumakabilang buhay na at ang mama ko po ay nasa Amerika. Ang naiwan sa Pilipinas ay ang aking lola na 82 taong gulang na po. Kaya ayaw ko rin na si lola ay mabigatan sa aking pagbalik sa Pilipinas.”

Si Kurt naman ay mayroong asawa na mayroong visa nguni't malilit pa ang mga anak, tatlong taon at isang taong gulang. Nguni't bilib din ako sa kanyang asawa na si Janice at ginawa niya lahat nang mga dapat nilang gawin kagaya ng pagpaparehistro sa kanyang mga anak dahil ala pa silang report of birth. Naghanap kami nang maipapamasahe nilang mag anak. Dahil nakakulong nga ang kanyang asawa at si Janice naman ang liliit pa ng kanyang mga anak kaya di siya makapag-hanapbuhay. Si Janice sa maikling panahon ko siyang nakasama sa pag-hahanap nang kanilang pamasahe ng mag-anak. Nakita ko na masigasig din siya sa buhay . Gagawin niya ang lahat alang alang sa kanyang mga anak at asawa. Maski na mahirap gagawin niya para lang mabuo ang kaniyang pamilya. At nasabi niya kung bakit ganoon siya. Dahil daw sa kanyang relasyon sa kanyang ina kung saan noong kunin silang magkapatid ay 9 na taong gulang pa lamang siya. Kaya di siya malapit sa kanyang ina at para siyang nahihiya. Parang ibang tao siya sa kanyang ina.

Kaya ayaw niyang mawalay ang kanyang anak at para di maparis sa kanilang magkapatid na di sila malapit sa kanilang ina. Parang sa pakiwari niya ay ibang tao ang nanay niya. Kaya mahirap man daw ay ayaw niyang magkalayo silang mag-iina.


Jeepney Press 2010 September-October Issue Page 18



Arangkada Pinoy by Yellowbelle Duaqui

Diaspora: Zeitgeist ng Kasalukuyang Panahon
Sa ngayon, humigit-kumulang sa limang milyong Filipino ang matatagpuan sa 160 bansa sa iba’t ibang panig ng mundo. Ayon sa Department of Labor and Employment, kamakailan ay tinutungo na rin ng mga kababayan natin ang bansang Nepal.

Iba-iba ang pananaw tungkol sa Filipino diaspora gayundin ang damdamin ukol dito. May ibang ikinahihiya ito dahil samantalang “bagay” ang ipinapadala ng mga kapitbahay na bansang Asyano ay “tao” naman ang “top export” ng ating bansa sa pandaigdigang merkado. May iba namang nagsasabi na ito ay may kahulugang espiritwal, at kung gayon, ay mayroong higit na malalim na kahulugan.

Kahulugan ng “Diaspora”
Sa kasalukuyan, ayon sa iskolar na si Robin Cohen ng University of Oxford sa kanyang aklat na Global Diasporas, kadalasang ginagamit ngayon ang mga terminong may kinalaman sa pagtatanim upang ilarawan ang “diaspora” bilang isang konsepto. Halimbawa rito ang mga terminong “scattering,” “uprooting,” “transplanting,” at “hybridity.” Dagdag pa ni Cohen, ang salitang “diaspora” ay halaw mula sa speiro, isang salitang Griyego na nangangahulugan sa Ingles na “to sow” (magpunla) o “to disperse” (ikalat).

Kapag “diaspora” na ang pinag-usapan, ani Cohen, agad na nasasaisip ang Jewish diaspora bilang klasikong modelo ng diaspora. Ang pangunahing katangian ng diasporang ito ay ang pagkakaroon ng masamang karanasan sa pinagmulang bansa, na nagbunsod ng paglalakbay at pagkakawatak-watak.

Ngunit sa paglipas ng panahon, iba’t ibang uri ng diaspora ang umusbong sa kasaysayan.

“Global Diasporas”: Sari-saring Lahi
Ayon kay Cohen, bukod sa klasikal na nosyon ng diaspora, mayroon ding mga victim diasporas, labour diasporas, imperial diasporas, trade at business diasporas, at deterritorialized diasporas.

Ang pinaka-prominenteng halimbawa ng victim diaspora ay ang Jewish diaspora. Ngunit bukod dito, nariyan din ang African diaspora, Irish diaspora, Palestinian diaspora at Armenian diaspora. Ayon kay Cohen, ang mga lumilitaw na refugee group sa kasalukuyan ay maituturing na “incipient victim diasporas” ngunit panahon ang makapagsasabi kung sila ay lalago bilang isang “full-blown diaspora.” Ayon kay Sokefeld, na binanggit ni Cohen sa kanyang aklat, makakabuo lamang ng “diaspora” ang isang partikular na “migrant group” sa tulong ng “opportunity structures,” “mobilizing practices,” at “frames.”

Halimbawa naman ng labour diasporas ang mga “indentured Indians.” Ang “indentured labour” ay pagtatrabaho batay sa isang kontrata sa isang partikular na haba ng panahon, kapalit ng transportasyon, pagkain, damit at iba pang pangangailangan. Kaya ang isa pang terminong gamit kaugnay nito ay ang “proletarian diaspora.” Marami pang halimbawa ang labour diaspora
tulad ng mga Chinese, Japanese, Turks, Italians, at North Africans.

Mayroon ding tinatawag na “deterritorialized diasporas” na kadalasa’y iniuugnay sa mga “religious diasporas” at sa mga katawagang “post-colonial,” “hybrid,” at “cultural” diasporas. Makikita ito sa karanasan ng mga Carribeans, Sindhis, Parsis, Muslims, at iba pang religious diasporas.

Isa pang uri ng diaspora na masasabing iba sa victim, labour at deterritorialized diasporas ay ang “imperial diasporas” na tinatawag ding “settler” o “colonial” diasporas. Halimbawa ng ganitong uri ng diaspora ang British diaspora, Russian diaspora, at iba pang diaspora na may kinalaman sa colonial powers.

Panghuli, at isa ring natatanging uri ng diaspora, ay ang trade o business diasporas. Agad na matutukoy na halimbawa ang mga Chinese at Japanese lalo na sa kasalukuyan, ngunit nariyan din ang mga professional Indians, Lebanese traders at mga Venetian traders.

Katangian ng Filipino Diaspora
Batay sa iba’t ibang uri ng diaspora na naranasan ng ibang lahi’t lipunan, maaaring suriin ang uri ng Filipino diaspora. Batay sa aking mga nakalap na datos at pananaw mula sa iba’t ibang iskolar sa migration, masasabing ang Filipino diaspora ay kumbinasyon ng labour diaspora, deterritorialized diaspora/post-colonial diaspora, at dahil maaari ding ikumpara sa Jewish diaspora ang ilang aspeto ng mapapait na karanasan ng kolonisasyon noong araw – ay isa ring “victim diaspora.”

Pinakamadaling siyasatin sa pamamagitan ng datos ang pagiging “labour diaspora” nito. Batay sa pananaliksik ng mga iskolar sa Filipino migration, tatlong katangian ang lumilitaw mula sa mga datos ukol sa Filipino diaspora: contractualized labour, feminized at Asianized.

Ayon kay Stephen Castles sa kanyang aklat na Ethnicity and Globalization: From Migrant Worker to Transnational Citizen, ang Pilipinas ang siyang “labour-exporter par excellence of the modern age” katulad ng papel na ginampanan ng bansang Italya sa Europa isang henerasyon ang nakalilipas.

Ayon kay James Tyner sa Made in the Philippines: Gendered discourses and the making of migrants, nagpapadala ang Pilipinas ng 700,000 katao taun-taon sa higit-kumulang 160 bansa bilang mga trabahante. Sa kasalukuyan, ayon kay Tyner, ang Pilipinas ang pinakamalaking supplier ng “government-sponsored contract labor” sa buong mundo.

Makikita ang Asianization trend sa pamamagitan ng heyograpikal na konsentrasyon ng mga Overseas Filipino Workers (OFWs) sa iba’t ibang panig ng daigdig. Noong 1970s, ang konsentrasyon ng OFWs ay matatagpuan sa Middle East na binubuo ng mga bansang mayaman sa langis tulad ng Kuwait, Saudi Arabia at United Arab Emirates. Ngunit paglipas ng dalawang dekada o pagsapit ng 1990s, umusbong ang Asianization trend nang higit na nakararaming bilang ng OFWs ang tumungo sa higit na mauunlad na mga bansang Asyano tulad ng Hong Kong, Taiwan, at Japan.

Kilala rin ang Filipino diaspora sa pagiging feminized nito. Nong 2001, halimbawa, 72% ng land-based newly hired OFWs ay babae samantalang 28% lamang ang lalaki.

Masasabi ring deterritorialized diaspora ang Pilipinas dahil sa post-colonial na kalikasan nito. Makikita ito sa kasaysayan ng Philippine migration na humigit-kumulang sa apat na siglo nang tuloy-tuloy na nagaganap. Isa sa mga naunang migration flow ay may kinalaman sa anti-colonial migratory movements laban sa Spanish Occupation mula 1565 hanggang 1898. Sumunod dito ang student at labor migration flows sa pahanon ng American Occupation mula 1898 hanggang 1946.

Ilang Aral mula sa mga “Success Diasporas”
Ayon kay Peter Stalker ng International Labour Office sa kanyang aklat na The Work of Strangers: A survey of international labour migration, 90% ng OFWs ay nasa grupong “sub-professional”: mga manggagawa sa produksyon at transport, domestic helpers, entertainers, atbp. Ang mga manggagawang ito ay malamang na kumita nang higit na mas mababa, ayon kay Stalker, kung nanatili lamang sila sa Pilipinas.

Ang nakikita kong hamon sa Filipino diaspora, gamit hindi lamang ang perspektibang nasyonalismo ngunit gayundin ang perspektibang internasyunalismo o kosmopolitanismo, ay ang pag-tingin ng propesyunalisasyon (professionalization) sa hanay ng mga migranteng Filipino. Ito ang naging pormula ng tagumpay sa karanasan ng maraming lahi mula sa mga Chinese at Japanese hanggang sa mga Indians at Jews. Batay sa karanasan ng mga Chinese, binigyan nila ng napakataas na importansya ang edukasyon ng kanilang nakababatang henerasyon, lalo na sa larangan ng agham at matematika. Ang pag-unlad ng kaalaman ng kanilang nakababatang henerasyon ay naging “tool for social mobility.”

Ayon kay Kotkin, na binanggit ni Cohen sa kanyang aklat, hindi lahat ng diaspora ay nagkaroon ng pantay-pantay na tagumpay sa pangangalakal (entrepreneurship). Naniniwala si Kotkin na taglay ng mga “economically successful diasporas” ang tatlong katangian: (1) matibay na identidad o pagkakakilala sa sarili (strong identity); (2) mabentaheng posisyon sa trabaho (an advantageous occupational profile); at (3) pagpapahalaga sa edukasyon (a passion for knowledge).

Dahil sa pagkakaroon ng matibay na identidad, naniniwala si Kotkin na naging importanteng sangkap ito upang mabuo ang “support systems” sa mga Chinatowns sa mga dayuhang lipunan kung saan tumungo ang mga migranteng Chinese – at siya ring dahilan sa tagumpay ng kanilang mga business ventures at partnerships.

Ayon kay Kotkin, ang mga migranteng kabilang sa diaspora ay masasabing nasa isang mabentaheng posisyon kumpara sa mga migranteng hindi kasapi nito. Ito ay dahil sa mas higit silang nakakakuha ng pulitikal na representasyon sa industriyang kinabibilangan gayundin sa pagiging self-employed, at higit na protektado laban sa pabagu-bagong trends sa labour market.

Ang pagpapahalaga naman sa edukasyon ay masisipat sa pagkalap ng iba’t ibang propesyunal na sertipikasyon tulad ng diploma, degree certificate, vocational o professional qualification, na nagsisilbing pasaporte tungo sa professional growth ng mga matagumpay na miyembro ng isang diaspora. Makikita ito, ayon kay Kotkin, sa karanasan ng mga Chinese, Jews at Koreans. Halimbawa, sa mga Chinese families, madalas ay may “constant pressure and supervision” mula sa mga magulang na pahalagahan ng mga anak ang edukasyon gayundin ang pagkakaroon ng disiplina sa buhay kaya na-internalize ng mga batang Chinese ang values ng kanilang mga magulang bilang kanilang pansariling values. Ang pagkakaroon ng magandang grado sa eskuwelahan o kaya ang matagumpay na pagpasok sa magagandang eskuwelahan ay mga bagay na hinahangaan sa lahing ito.

Batay sa mga nabanggit na iba’t ibang diaspora, mapapagtanto natin na hindi naman pala tayo nag-iisa sa pagharap sa mga hamong kaakibat ng pangingibang-bayan. Bilang isang “recognized” na diaspora, may bentaheng nakukuha ang mga OFWs sa mga tinutungong lipunan dahil na rin sa pulitikal na representasyong bunga ng pagiging miyembro ng isang diaspora. Ngunit nananatiling hamon ang pag-angat ng antas ng propesyunalisasyon – dahil sa kasalukuyan ay nakararami pa rin sa OFWs ang napapabilang sa sub-professional groups kumpara sa mga grupong propesyunal. Ang pag-angat ng antas ng propesyunalismo ay magagawang posible kung mas lalong pahahalagahan ng mga magulang at anak sa mga OFW families ang papel na ginagampanan ng edukasyon sa kaunlaran ng pamilya.

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Short-Cuts by Farah Trofeo-Ishizawa

First Cut –
After a day at the mall with my good friend Leslie and her daughter, I hopped on the bus, rushed to the station to catch my train to go home for dinner.

Second Cut –
To my surprise, I got home after an hour. Waited for the train for 30 minutes because someone committed suicide earlier in the afternoon, and all the train schedules just went “crazy”.

Third Cut -
Yes, this is Japan, the country where suicides are very common but I pray to our dear Lord to bless these people and to show them the right way.

Fourth Cut -
A large percentage of the causes I think has to do with having a different religion or no religion at all. Faith plays a very BIG role in this, right?

Fifth Cut -
Depression – the absence of hope is usually the reason for suicides. If they had hope, they would not even think of this – can you imagine yourself with no chance, or no hope – desperate and lost?

Sixth Cut -
This is so sad because this is part of the society we live in. This world needs people to help people. Sana matulungan natin sila.

Seventh Cut -
But with what I see around me, this world is sick. The way the young people carry themselves – just the simple act of sitting for a meal at the restaurants- they sit as if they are at home, with legs up on the chair…

Eighth Cut -
The world is sick, with so many parents killing their own children. Or family members killing one or all of their family; people missing; old people missing or not declared dead by their family for whatever reasons they may have financially related or not ; child abuse; men or women being maltreated; sexual exploitation; harassment and what have you…
Oh, what is the world coming to? People with no delicadesa, vulgar use of language and talking smart; or just the opposite of shutting themselves out from the world by being pre-occupied with their games, their mobile phones or whatever modern gadget hanging around their necks.

Just thinking about this, makes me really sad. I pray to God, for healing of the society we live in. Dear readers- please pray for the people of this world.
As Michael Jackson sang – “Heal the world, make it a better place.”

God Bless –Mama Mary loves us !


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SA TABI LANG PO
by Renaliza Rogers

Potty Trained!
Nagmamadali akong pumunta sa pinakamalapit na public toilet isang tanghali dahil parang sumama ang aking tiyan sa nakain kong kung ano. Para akong namutla sa nadatnan ko. Isang CR na punong-puno ng mga babaeng nakalinya, nagsisihintay ng kani-lang turn sa loob ng cubicle. Wala akong magawa kundi ang pumila, nagdadasal na sana’y nilikha ako ng Diyos na may matibay na bitukang hindi bibigay sa pila.
Parang magmamild-stroke na ako sa kakatayo doon, habang nag kukunwaring wala akong nararamdamang kulo sa aking tiyan. Yumuko ako sa makintab na tiles at biglang napatingin balik sa kisame nang makita kong parang salamin sa kintab ang sahig dito sa CR na to. Kitang-kita ko ang nakakailang na ginagawa ng babae sa sarili niya sa loob. May pinto nga ang bawat cubicle dito, salamin naman ang sahig.
Sa wakas, nakapasok din ako sa loob ng cubicle matapos ang mistulang napakatagal na panahon. Nagpasalamat ako sa Panginoon at ako’y nakapasok na, tapos ang dadatnan ko lamang ay isang nakakapanlumong eksena sa kubeta. Ang toilet seat dito ay putikan at “wet with urine”. Hindi ito naiflush at merong gamit na napkin na hindi man lang itinapon ng maayos sa basurahan. Gusto ko nang iwanan ang kubeta pero hindi na matitiis ang aking nararamdaman and this is really is it! Kaya’t pinahiran ko na lang ito ng kakarampot na tisyung dala ko at wet wipes. Sana man lang mas marami akong tissue dahil ang CR sa “sosyal” at “prestigious” na lugar na ito eh walang sariling supply ng toilet paper, tulad ng iba pang public Comfort Rooms dito sa Pilipinas.
Hindi ko talaga araw yun. Walang sinumang gustong maglinis ng kalat ng ibang tao. Ang toilet seat ay ginawa upang upuan, hindi upang patutungan ng kung sinuman. Ito ang diperensiya sa Pilipinas. Alam na naman ng lahat na pawang mga kababaihan dito ay mas gugustuhing pumatong sa taas ng kubeta kaysa sa umupo, bakit hindi na lang maglagay ng mga squatting toilets sa mga public CR’s tulad sa Japan? Kung maglalagay din lang sila nga mga “Western Style” toilet bowls at papatu- ngan din lang naman at iisquatan ng mga Pinay, bakit di na lang gawing squatting toilets ang ilagay? Kaya lang kapag nilagyan mo naman ng “Japanese Style” toilets o “squatting toilets” ang mga kubeta sa Pilipinas, siguradong hindi rin yun gagamitin ng nakararaming babae sa Pilipinas dahil nakakaasiwa. Haay naku…
Sa kagustuhang hindi makalagap ng germs, yung mga pumapatong sa taas ng kubeta ay nagkakalat lamang at iniiwang madumi ang kubeta para sa susunod na gagamit nito. At sa totoo lang, yun pang nauunang ngumiwi sa isang mapanghing CR ang unang nagkakalat.
Ayon sa mga pag-aaral, ang toilet seat ay ang pinakamalinis na bagay na matatagpuan mo sa loob ng kubeta at ang sahig ang pinaka madumi. Ayon sa US Center for Disease Control and Prevention, ang mga Sexually Transmitted Diseases or STD’s tulad ng syphilis, HPV at HIV ay hindi naipapasa sa pamamagitan nga pag-upo sa toilet seat. Hindi rin naipapasa dito ang pubic lice or kuto. Ayon naman sa National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, and genital herpes virus ay “very rarely” o di kaya’y talagang hindi naikakalat ng mga bagay tulad ng toilet seat.
Ang nararapat gawin ay pahiran ang toilet seat bago upuan. Pwede ring lapatan ng toilet paper or lagyan ng toilet seat cover kung meron. Ngunit kung sa anumang kadahilanang meron kayo na kinakailangan ninyo talagang pumatong at magpalutang-lutang sa itaas ng kubeta sa kabila ng lahat ng ebidensiyang nagpapatunay na malinis upuan ang kubeta, pakiusap naman, itaas niyo ang toilet seat at tanggalin ang inyong sapatos bago pumatong sa itaas ng toilet bowl mismo para naman hindi putikan ang datnan ng susunod sa inyo. At saka, siguraduhin lamang na sharp shooter kayo na hindi nagkakalat sa sahig or sa kubeta kapag jumijingle o kaya’y nagnanumber 2.
Toilet Etiquette ang tawag dito. Isipin naman natin ang mga taong susunod na gagamit ng kubeta. Kung lahat ng Pilipinong gagamit ng public toilet ay may toilet manners or toilet etiquette, eh di wala na sanang mapanghi or maduming CR sa Pilipinas. Huwag naman tayong burara, linisin natin ang ating gawi — pwera na lang kung talagang ayaw mag flush ang kubeta matapos magnumber 2. Naku, patay ka diyan. Ang tanging magagawa mo na lang ay lunukin ang pride mo at tumakbo palabas ng CR na sana’y walang nakakilala sa yo.
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e-deshou! ni Edward Labuguen

PAGTUPAD SA MUNTING PANGARAP NG MGA KABABAYAN
Natupad na rin ang matagal ko ng mithi, na isakatuparan ang mga munting pangarap ng aking mga kababayan sa La Paz, Abra, sa pamamagitan ng tulong at suporta mula sa mga kababayan dito sa Gifu Prefecture. Maalala na noong nakaraang Enero 30, 2010, aking kaarawan, itinaguyod ko ang isang "charity concert" na may layunin, maliban sa pagpapatibay ng pagkakaisa at pagkakaibigan ng mga Pinoy, pagbibigay aliw at kasiyahan, ay ang kinita ay nagamit sa pagbibigay tulong sa aking mga kababayan sa Bayan ng La Paz, Lalawigan ng Abra. Mula sa pundo na naipon, na dinagdagan ng aking mahal na pamilya, naitaguyod ang pagbibigay ng scholarship grants para sa limang mag-aaral, kung saan bayad na ang kanilang tuition fees sa isang taon na nagkakahalaga ng 50,000 pesos at isang seminarista na nag- aaral sa St. Joseph Seminary, Bangued, Abra. Nakapagbigay na rin ng mahigit 700 daang school bags na may kumpletong school materials tulad ng lapis, papel, krayola, pambura, sa
lahat ng Grade I sa labindalawang paaralang elementarya, at 4 na paaralang primarya na nasasakupan ng Bayan ng La Paz. Nagkakahalaga ito ng 120,000 pesos. Kasalukuyan na ring inaayos ang mga padalang used clothes, canned goods, noodles para maipamigay sa mga kapus-palad at mga nangangailangan na kababayan lalo na ang mga biktima ng ibat-ibang sakuna na sumalanta sa Abra, tulad ng bagyo.

Nakakagaan ng loob, na sa pagtupad ko sa munting hiling ng aking mga kababayan ay nasusuklian ka ng tamis ng ngiti na puno ng pasasalamat. Bilang isang migranteng Pinoy na namumuhay at nagtratrabaho sa Japan, marami pa rin tayong pwedeng gawin para makatulong sa ating mga kababayan. Personal akong nagpapasalamat sa lahat ng mga taga-Gifu prefecture lalo na ang mga kababayan na nakatira sa Minokamo, Kani, Tajimi, Gifu, Kakamigahara at Seki, ang Angels' Voice Singing Youth Ministry, Phil-Jap Asia Tomonokai, Japan-Phil Homeowners Association, at sa lahat ng aking naging sponsors, para sa suporta ng lahat para sa tagumpay ng aking ADVOKASIA. Sa susunod na taon, mas pagandahin ang gaganaping pagtitipon at umaasa pa rin ako sa inyong tulong at suporta. Maraming Salamat Po.




Jeepney Press 2010 September-October Issue Page 21



DRIVE-THRU by Stephanie Jones Jallorina

The BUS!

Do you think you’d prefer a bus as a mode of transport? Here in Japan or in Tokyo in particular when trains are very much accessible and could bring you practically anywhere? With my last question, am pretty sure, your answer would be NO. But back in the Philippines, we were sheltered by pedicabs, tricycles, jeepneys, FXs and buses that faithfully bring us to our doorstep, workplace entrance, school gate, to the church, anywhere and whenever we wish to. This system gives us comfort, firstly, we need not walk. It is so much hassle, not to mention skin disease which is now quite alarming, to walk under the scorching heat of the sun especially during summer. Also, it becomes an additional livelihood to millions of Filipinos who could not find any other decent job that could feed their families. However, with this getting outmoded system to answer the cry of our poor brothers and sisters, traffic has doubly jampacked. Apparently, increasing taxes for road widening and recently toll fees become issues.

Here in Tokyo, both the train and the bus religiously work ON TIME and ON SCHEDULE with only about 3-5% delay on a daily basis. When I was taking the Hibiya line before, one of the reasons for delay is the suicidal cases and, I have learned that here in Japan, the family of the deceased will have to pay the train line for causing delay. Because buses and trains have an exemplary time discipline, no one can be late in any activity he or she has to attend to. I am almost hundred percent sure that when someone got late, he or she has miscalculated his or her ETA or ETD from the beginning of his or her trip. Guilty as charged here! In the Philippines, though it is a lame excuse, still many blame it to the traffic when caught late. Here when you are running late, you would prefer the trains than the bus that could reduce your tardiness or the probability of you not getting to your destination on time. But when you are on time and a bus is possible, I bet you would take the bus too. I have known a few friends who prefer to take a bus than the train. Lyn is claustrophobic while Len says, “I dont have to go up or down the stairs. I just have to step out of the bus and get in my workplace.”

Yes, taking the bus saves you from the unnecessary discomforts – jampack, long walks to and from the station then another walk to the wicket for your norikae, getting down the subway and up to the surface, no vacant seats, reduced noise barrage, reduced phone calls and reduced drunk co-commuters among other things. It is much friendlier and safer for kids on school, hence, originally there is only a school bus, not a school jeepney or a school tricycle as there evolved in the Philippines now. Also, with the leeway on ascent and descent of kids, same is being accorded to senior citizens and handicapped individuals. Lyn added that, “with only a good number of bus-transporting and undisturbing public, I always have a good day start. I always have a proper disposition to and for work and, I can have a good nap, too, when going back home.” On a more personal note, I, on the other hand, since I now always have a seat waiting, has the time and the habit of seeing every person inside the bus and once done, would start seeing every person getting inside the bus. Lately, there are more and more old people commuting, a good number of them are old couples who are amazingly tightly gripping the hands of each other as if praying all the time for their safe passage. But once, I encountered a mother who, only when I reached out for her hat that fell into the floor did I know that she is with her special child. I remember that was the only time too that I had to stand for I was running late and the bus I got was jampacked. Yet, I was able to take a glimpse on the child’s condition. He was loud but not that typically loud special kids, but the kind who is humming a song. My boss once told me that humming or singing a song inside or outside office, anywhere public, is actually off because you can disturb work and quiet. But the hum of the kid, not to mention his swollen lips, was just the sweetest song since that morning – that brings so much joy, so much peace, so much hope; surely a music to all of us, his free recital’s audience.

We have our ways of handling situations - we could ride the trains as we progress as a nation or we could still take the bus and yet, cultivate our relationships with one another, usually the roots of our underprogress. Perhaps, it is not an issue of traffic that road has to be widened or it is not because of traffic that we have to increase our toll fees. It could entirely be three different things and, increased unemployment and under employment in our country could be answered differently. The poor spirit and social stigma could not be answered by a good bus system. But what choice do we have? Should we keep buzzing each other’s miseries or our government’s failures and not start do anything concrete? It is an open challenge to everyone to take part in the race for good governance in our country. It is the season of Autum once again; plants dried, fell and shriveled and it is a timely reminder for us that anything bad has to finally go to allow good things to spring. To end, let me borrow the tag line of ABS-CBN’s news and current affairs, TV Patrol, “Ako Ang Simula ng Pagbabago!” And, I would like to add some ring a bell, “Bus Tungo sa Pagbabago, Sakay Na!”

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STOPOVER!
by Frances Saligumba

BOLD AND DARING: ARE YOU?
Malakas ba ang loob mo? O malakas ang dating ng personalidad mo? Kung malakas ang loob mo, pagsasabihan ka ng matapang ka; pero kung malakas ang personalidad mo makakarinig ka na mayabang ka. Pero meron naman na kaya mayabang dahil siya ay matapang. At meron din naman na nagtatapang tapangan lang dahil siya ay mayabang. It is very hard indeed to discern the true intention of a man’s heart. Let us see the following given situations on being bold and daring.

On Career: Have you ever tried cursing back a customer in a microphone, and said: I've been in this business for 20 years. And that's it, I'm done." Then grabbed two beers then escaped thru the emergency-evacuation chute just like what the fed-up airline crew Steven Slater did? Certainly he was ready to face any consequence that will come his way, like losing his job for so many years. Wow! That was really a bold and daring act.

On Sports: The bravery of a matador to entice the bull to charge by using a very bright colored cloth that could show his skill by artfully and quickly evade the bulls’ attack, or even escape the nearness of death. Definitely, that is a bold and daring act.

On Environmental Issues: In 2007 there were about 600 volunteers that went naked in Swiss Alps to bodily cry out for help against global warming. That was really “bold” and daring!

Let’s get closer to our personal issues.

On determination: Stepping out of your comfort zone, showing your “XXXXXL” sized body and joining the “Big Loser” game show, just to lose weight is one bold and daring act.

On Moral Compass: Acting for a pornography film or just posting your nude photographs in a website or in any public forum wherein people across the globe could actually see and salivate on you is really a “bold” and daring act.

On Spirituality: Even if Apostle Paul was arrested and beaten in Jerusalem, he still managed to tell his great testimony about his own conviction as he was once persecuted Christians and had even put them unto death. Telling the people alone that you were once a sinner and have come short to the glory of God is definitely a bold and daring act.

On all of these given situations, you could actually tell if that one “bold and daring” act is an act of courage or cowardice. An act of courage because once and for all; you are ready for the “big change” in your life. On the other hand, it is cowardice because you do not want to face the problem yourself and have a self examination on your own actions. Thinking that going with the flow of the “worldly” pleasures is a testament of an “I am the master of my fate, the captain of my soul” dogma. For that matter, why shouldn’t we allow God’s word to explore our inner beings? For the scripture says: Hebrews 4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.




Jeepney Press 2010 September-October Issue Page 22


ACHI-KOCHI by Rey Ian Corpuz

My First Beach Experience in Japan

After 3 long years, it was my first time to plunge into Japan’s beach. Along with my Japanese friend, Yuichi, and his colleague, we rented a car and travelled about 3 hours from southern Saitama until Chiba. Our destination was Oamishirasato Town (大網白里町), which is a small beach coast area in the Pacific coast of Chiba Prefecture’s Sanbu District. We went as early as nine in the morning as we figured out that the traffic jam in the expressway will be massive by lunchtime. I brought the essentials: my camera, tanning lotion, sunblock, and more bathing paraphernalia, of course. Again it was a test for my rusted Japanese skills to talk to my friend’s colleague. Nevertheless, we understood each other. Along the way, we got stuck in a 30-minute traffic jam near Ginza interchange. All of us felt tired, hungry and sweaty as the heat of the sun baked everything that was stuck in the expressway. After another 30 minutes of exchanging thoughts about the beach and stuff, we finally passed and reached our first stop over at Noro (野呂). After a quick toilet and snack break, we continued our road trip. I noticed that all roads going to this place were being tolled. I even told my friend that this is a “dorobo road” (thief road) since we almost pay in every road that we passed. Even reaching the main Shirasato exit road was another toll fee. Whew…. Welcome to Japan…

Here we are, seeing the majestic landscape of the Pacific coast of the beach. Splendid and as pic- turesque like the beaches in my hometown Davao City, this part of Japan really reminds me of two things. Firstly, the landscape and scenery resembles of my hometown and secondly, that the people occupying in the area is a scene from the 90’s TV series Baywatch. The coastline is filled with temporary structures and people who take a shade under umbrellas. The sand was scorching and there are no free amenities. Parking is paid. Shower in each restaurant is paid at 1,000 yen in an “abi-houdai” or shower all you can manner and of course dining fee is separate as well as the rent for umbrellas, surf boards, folding beds, and tubes. Before we took a plunge, we ate first. Food was too expensive. I ordered “aji teishoku” or grilled horse mackerel with rice and miso soup. The size of the fish was too small. And not really filling. Beer was even sold at 500 yen for each small sized cup. Everything was expensive. Yet we did not mind. After all, it was an escape from the hustle-and-bustle streets of Tokyo, especially for my two Japanese friends. Oh well, what did I enjoy a lot? Guess what? Staring women in their cute and fashionable bikinis. Can’t help but keep on asking myself, “Why do Japanese women wear full make-up even when plunging into the beach?” For one thing, Japan’s summer temperature is really frying and to protect their skin from UV rays of the sun, they wear make-up filled with UV sunblock/sunscreen, and of course, to make them appear more beautiful and colorful. Indeed. The coastline is not white sand as this type of coastline is rare or almost non-existent in the northern coastline of this region. The water at first was a bit cold, but then after a few minutes of adapting to the water, we managed to go farther. There are plenty of lifeguards. Just like Baywatch, they actually have at least one lifeguard every several meters standing along side with the beach goers. Lifeguards blow their whistle if someone steps beyond the boundaries which are set. Any person going beyond these pre-determined danger lines are being pulled back by the lifeguards. There were no women lifeguards in red swimsuits like Baywatch. Weeehhh.. All of them were muscle men. Two of them are actually Caucasians. I bet they were ALTs who look for part time jobs. Hehehe… Anyway, since this coast is on the Pacific side, the waves are extremely high and erratic. Erratic as several waves would be as low as 5 feet to as high as 8 feet in height. People are always swept in the coastline as the waves pound the people in the coastlines. The surface of the beach is not of the same level. Some parts of the coastline are prohibited entry since there are deep-like trenches along the way. Yuichi told me that the waters of Japan’s coastline are a bit dirty. I told them that I am okay with it. My hometown is in the coastline after all. So why worry? But after noticing the waters, it was a bit murky. There were few to no shells to be found near the coast. Though comparing our coastlines in the Philippines, it is still pretty clean after all. You don’t see much that of litter and garbage materials from fallen branches of talisay trees, banana branches and even seaweeds. The coastline was swarmed with people who sunbathed. Oozing sexy bodies in bikinis, which I can’t help but stare, are common as the sand. There were other people who did other aqua sports like parasailing and jet skiing. Life that was fast, fun and expensive. Nevertheless, this was a typical summer vacation in Japan. After a warm shower, we hit the road and went home. After arriving around 8PM in Nerima, we went to an Izakaya bar and dozed of the night after our tiring beach and road adventure.


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SEPTEMBER-OCTOBER FORECAST
by Madam Marivic

RAT Maganda ang takbo ng career this month. Kailangan lamang ng focus sa trabaho at kung ikaw ay nasa business, ibukas ang iyong isip sa mga good opportunities na darating. In October, you will gain respect from other people lalo na doon sa mga nakakakita kung paano ka magtrabaho. Huwag kalilimutan na kung may nangangailangan, huwag ipagkait ang tulong na kayang ibigay. "The more you give, the more you get back".

OX Mag-ingat sa mga taong nasa paligid. There is a possibility na may isang kaibigan na maninira sayo. Iwasan ang manghiram ng pera lalo na sa kaibigan. Maraming pagsubok ang darating sayo ngunit malalampasan mo ito if you remain strong. In October, may mga taong tutulong sayo at mag-aalok ng tulong. Say "yes" ng may mababang loob. Invite your friends and allies to enhance your luck.

TIGER Mag-ingat sa isang kaibigan na pinagkakatiwalaan mo. There is betrayal in your chart this month. Umiwas sa tsismis at mga taong magdadala ng problema at gulo sayo. Try to ignore all those negative things. In October, may unexpected good fortune na naghihintay sa yo, magtiwala sa iyong kakayahan at nasa iyo ngayon ang heavens luck and mentor luck.

RABBIT Very smooth ang trabaho this month. Ingatan lamang ang iyong health lalo na doon sa mga may long working hours. Madali kang mapagod dahil mababa ang energy level mo at nasa iyo ang illness star. In October, victory star will visit you this month. Maganda ang pasok ng work. Magkaroon lamang ng konting effort sa mga gustong gawin at iwasan ang ma-stress. Just enjoy the success.

DRAGON Wealth and income is very good this month. Iwasan lamang ang mga risky sports or physical activities na magdadala sayo ng injury sa limbs. Mahaharap ka din sa mga legal problems. You need to be calm and cool. If you become hot tempered, you will only find yourself your own worst enemy. In October, iwasan ang masyadong paggastos. May mga unexpected expenses na darating. Watch your health because you are prone to illness.

SNAKE Awesome good fortune! You will enjoy windfall luck ngunit pag-ingatan ang iyong health. Legal problems and troubles will arise. Just go with the flow at iwasan ang mag-protesta. Just maintain your temper to avoid enemies. Wear plenty of red and gold! In October, money luck rolls out faster ng di mo namamalayan. This will make you stressful because you will be broke. Don’t overspend kung kinakailangan. Extra careful sa health mo.

HORSE This is one of your luckiest months for this year. You will
enjoy the excellent wealth and income luck. Maraming mga magandang bagay naka line-up na mangyayari sa yo. Sa ganitong pagkakataon, you need to be generous and get involved yourself to some charity works. In October, money luck continues to be good. Mag-ingat lamang dahil hindi maiiwasan na may maiinggit sayo lalo na sa trabaho.

SHEEP Ang mga pinagdadaan na mga obstacles lalo na sa trabaho will easily be solved and your luck will slowly improve. May small luck na darating but it depends how you worked hard for it. You need to focus to have a real success. In October, do not overspend at huwag madaling madala sa mga nakikita ng mata. Iwasan ang sugal at huwag basta madadala sa mga surprises. Your life may get more complicated.

MONKEY You will become busy this month. Try to organize your
schedules. To avoid being exhausted, maglaan ng oras para sa
preparation kung ano ang gagawin. Refresh your mind para maiwasan ang careless mistakes sa trabaho. In October, may mga pagkakagastusan and you will feel lack of money. May darating na problema but avoid losing your temper hindi makakabuti sa health mo.

ROOSTER Powerful and mentor luck is with you right now. Para sa mga dedicated and focus sa work, may possibility to have a promotion luck. Keep yourself busy and put more efforts para more success will come. In October, this is not a good month to take any risks at hindi ka dapat maaaring magkamali sa mga decisions na gagawin mo.

DOG This is not a good month for you. Ipagpaliban muna ang mga important activities. Don’t take any risks. Sundin ang iyong instinct, kung hindi mo feel, don’t go for it otherwise this will bring you in troubles. In October, you may find yourself improving pagdating sa work at career. There is also money luck. Maganda rin ang pasok ng love and romance sa iyo.

BOAR Ang maliit na bagay kapag pinagtalunan ay lalaki. Illness and misfortune will occur in any kinds of ways. Kaya mag-ingat and lie-low ka muna. In October, there are some opportunities that will open because career luck is good this month. Sa mga dalaga at binata, this is the good time to propose to the person you love or to bring your relationship to the next level.




Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Jeepney Press July-August Issue COVER



Cover Art and design by Dennis Sun

Jeepney Press July-August Issue Centerfold


Centerfold: FACING THE LIGHT
Triumphs Over Trials in the Life of Gino Matibag, MD, PhD

by Christopher Santos

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

All of us Filipinos living in Japan, at one point in time, would have to address our own personal dilemma of whether it’s time to return to our home country. We will have to ponder if the stay here was worth the while, and what have we done to earn our keep under the sun in this part of the globe. What did we get out from all of these, and, more importantly, what can we give back in return?

In the pilot issue of Jeepney Press a number of years back, we have covered in one of the columns the topic about bridging the two distinct worlds of Japan and the Philippines. In the last issue, we featured a young person’s take on how to partially serve that purpose. Jeepney Press now presents one of its resident writers who actually went back home to contribute in realizing that much needed personal integration in his own right. And, what could be a more sustainable way to reach out and do that than to publish a book about it.

These days, reference to Gino Matibag, MD, PhD, is increasingly becoming synonymous with his literary work, “JAPAN Lights and Shadows.” Aside from being a licensed physician, a seasoned medical and academic researcher, and now a published author, Gino is a traveler at heart. A different one. Yes, he stayed in Japan for about 8 years although he was most often out of the country visiting 12 others and their total of 29 cities. And, yes, without doubt, his highly respected track record and dedication to excellence will most certainly bring him to further myriad locations. But Gino, fundamentally, is otherwise an extraordinary traveler of life. He transforms in every stage he is in. He adapts in every place he has been. He leaves his marks through every task he has done. But what makes him different? He dreams of always making his path a better way for others.

Prior to his life in Japan, he was a medical practitioner for 5 years in the Philippines. Never tiring of furthering his credentials, he also obtained a Master’s Degree in Hospital Administration. But his thirst for answers was not within the confines of credentials. He considers them merely a means to an end aligned towards a more meaningful purpose within a system and environment that would cater to his personal standards. He was on a quest at the time. He needed answers. Not only to take advantage of career opportunities but he was clamoring for a way to test his caliber in a different way. While most medical professionals would be afraid to relinquish their hard earned degrees and field experience, Gino knew he cannot allow that to limit his search for answers. When everyone else entertains the fear of leaving a profession, Gino leverages on it. Sending applications to many various international universities in search of a rightful host, he got a tip from colleagues who used to be Monbusho scholars. Surprisingly, he got a response from Japan, which was not even on the top of his list of options to explore due to language challenges. But as fate would have it, just like it would for people who brave to dare, he accepted the invitation of the Hokkaido University Graduate School of Medicine on September of 2002 as its initial foreign researcher. His arrival in Japan then marked his way to achieving his second doctorate degree in a relatively short span of 4 years, backed by a grant he received from the Japanese government.

The moment he looked around through the window of the first room he settled in upon his arrival, Gino knew it was not just a correct choice, it was the right move. There may be a language barrier but it felt right. And that feeling did not need any language to justify itself. He knew he could create a home for himself here. And so he did. He became a master of something he enjoyed doing – research – and everything that culminated around it, through it, and because of it. He got to travel. A lot. Travels, research, weekend works, community participations, and cultural immersions. All of these comprised his life for years to come until a discovery urged him to face a new turning point. As much as he loved his stay in Japan, it was not enough for Gino to compromise the integrity at risk if he succumbs to a system not known to and by many, both Japanese and foreigners. And, thus, the birth of his literary work where he illuminates his readership with how he sees Japan based on his memoirs.

Gino loves Japan as clearly detailed in his book. He identified himself so much with this country that, in fact, the time he got homesick was when he was back home in his native Philippines. To some, regrets about leaving Japan for the Philippines and not the other way around may be a sign of unpatriotic sentiments. But irony has no place in the mind of a realist. For Gino, his belief that everything happens for a reason was proven true when he claimed that his being in Japan was the biggest factor that helped him learn and deeply understand the Philippines even more, only from a different yet characteristic viewpoint that can only be enjoyed not necessarily by merely visiting a foreign land but specifically by experiencing this unique country. His challenge to relate back to the style of living and social attitudes in Manila is not an indication of colonial mentality. Instead, he takes it as a need to help raise awareness that cultures and best practices can be integrated. It is just a matter of practical acceptance. Just as one will not deny if a loved one is ailing and instead provide cure in the most effective way, Gino aims to find ways to promote, if not provide, possible solutions to what he imbibes as factors that limit our progress. But first and foremost, we need to openly but objectively welcome the gaps between the Philippines and Japan not just in terms of scales of economies but more importantly on the basis of social mindset. This, Gino strongly believes, is a fundamental necessity for a real change.

There are some 120,000 students coming to Japan every year. How many went back to their own countries with a book manifesting what’s real in Japan, Gino wonders. His book surely includes his domestic travels that unfolded the beauty of the country to him but at the end of its 11 chapters, his work was essentially about educating the readers. The main reason for writing the book was not out of commercial purpose but a way for him to allow transparency to take its proper place in a system that does not have the best interest of its working guests at its core. In a land where silence is considered the pure sound of beauty, it can also have a chance of being used to mute an accepted disorder. The book was his way of ensuring that his experiences and academic attainments are used to a more noble extension and be an honest source of realistic wisdom. The book, at its basic core, is about choices.

When asked what will be missed the most if we leave Japan, most of us would opt for infrastructure, pragmatic setups, food, culture and the likes as quick answers. For Gino, it’s the purity of the drinking water famous in Hokkaido. Even for someone who has already been through and accomplished a lot, fundamentals and simplicity of this kind remain to be what gives color to his persona that boldly accepts the challenge to unveil shadows and provides light for others that follow.

And with that, the book may not just be a memoir. It’s about how he welcomes life as he reinvents himself regardless of titles and degrees. It’s about how he reaffirms his faith and fight for his integrity in the face of risks and chances. It’s everything concerning how he made the most of the past, lives in the present, and will move on forward. It’s a testimony of how one learns by taking the chance, dealing with the pains, and sharing the gains. Basically, his work is about what he himself was from the start, and always will be – a researcher of his own passion, a doctor of his own path, and a traveler of life.



Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Jeepney Press July-August Issue Page 3



KITAKITZ
By Elena Sakai

Major Convenience Store’s New Dessert Line, Inspired by Filipino Delight

Mini Stop, a major convenience store chain in Japan, famous for its halo-halo, will be selling a new line of dessert packages using Filipino fruits. The tasting of the new product line was done at the Philippine Embassy on June 18 by members of the Philippine Department of Tourism and Embassy members. There was also a surprise visit by former President Ramos, which Mini Stop presented the new sweets to.

The “hit maker,” Ms. Harumi Onodera (dessert and drinks product development manager of Mini Stop) came to know the Philippines during the summer golden pineapple halo-halo campaign that Mini-Stop did with the Philippine Department of Tourism had in 2009. Ms. Onodera says that the Filipino “pelican” mango has a different flavor from that of the most frequently used alfonso mango from India. The pelican mango has a refreshing tartness and fruitiness, which is turned into a mango puree to make a delicious “Pelican Mango Pudding.” The mango is also used in the “Tropical Fruits Parfait,” which you can taste fresh mango, pineapple and nata de coco (all from the Philippines!), with a layer of grapefruit jelly in the bottom to make the creamy parfait so light and appetizing even in a hot summer day.

There is also the “mix fruits and mild pudding,” which was inspired by the favorite Filipino sweets, buko pandan. Instead of using coconut milk, this beautiful piece is made of milk pudding with a tad of coconut flavor that contains tropical fruits, and melon jelly instead of pandan.

The most popular dessert at the tasting was the “caramel banana.” On top of a light caramel cake, there are fresh Filipino bananas covered in caramel sauce, accompanied by whip cream. This was well received even by President Ramos, which he finished during the dinner that day.

These desserts will be sold along with many other sweets using tropical fruits, from July 20 until mid-August. There will also be a raffle campaign with fun prizes during the selling period. Stop by at your nearest Mini Stop this summer to take home the new dessert line, and get a new “flavor” of the Philippines.

Jeepney Press July-August Issue Page 5


TRAFFIC
by Alma R. H. Reyes

The Senpai Commandment

“Following the leader, the leader, the leader

We're following the leader wherever he may go

We won't be home till morning, till morning

We won't be home till morning

Because he told us so…”

—from Peter Pan, “Following the Leader”

The road to summer seems like a long journey, after waking up to many months of rainy mornings, hot mid-afternoons, and sleeping through cold nights, on and off, since winter. As of this writing, I have just put away the futon! But, we all know once the summer heat in Japan sweeps in, hot is hot! And, foreigners just can’t wait to take off on their summer holiday. But, how does one really get an easy vacation from working in a Japanese company? Japanese are known for taking the shortest vacations on earth—the average, being from three to five days—and, one week is considered a luxury; two to three weeks, a fortune; one month, either a miracle or your next step to being fired! I know someone who flew from Tokyo to Paris for just one night, just to watch one day of the Paris Roland Garros tennis match, then returned to Tokyo the next morning. Why? Because, he had work.

So, this brings us to the senpai-kohai Japanese tradition of inter-relationships. Yup, senpai-kohai does matter when you want to take a holiday from work, because if you’re a kohai, you have to get your senpai’s permission, and normally your senpai’s vacation schedule is more important than yours, so you have to make sure your schedules don’t conflict; and, if your senpai doesn’t take a holiday off, it’s most likely you’ll be pressured mentally to do the same…well, out of courtesy. We, foreigners, don’t probably realize it but so much of Japanese life is dictated by the senpai-kohai system.

Ano ba itong “senpai-kohai”? It can be literally translated to a senior-junior relationship, like a leader-follower, or a supervisor-subordinate system. This system is uprooted in ALL aspects of Japanese life, and even in ordinary circumstances, it is important to know if the person you are relating with is on a senpai or kohai level. The kanji character for senpai begins with the “sen” character meaning “ahead,” or “first,” and the “ko” character in kohai means “after.” Both have the characters “hai” in the end that means a generation or a lifetime. Just imagine, you are a senpai or kohai for a lifetime! And, it probably is so if you live in Japan!

The senpai-kohai system originated from Confucianism that influences most of the ways of Japanese life, especially in their family systems and civil laws. Confucianism arrived in Japan from 6th-9th century, and became the underlying doctrines of the Tokugawa regime. That is how long the senpai-kohai system has existed. It came from the Chinese system of “cho-ko,” which means loyalty or filial piety. It teaches loyalty to elders, parents, older brothers or sisters. In the traditional family system, the male member is regarded as superior among others, namely, the father as head of the family, and the eldest son, because he is entitled as heir to the family; thus, all members must show him respect. Consequently, respect for senpais extend to superiors in work, to mentors in schools and social groups. In the early days, samurai warriors were trained by their superiors; and, thus, in present days, kohais in sumo, karate, and generally, all sports clubs pay respect to their senpais. And, in most sports associations, you cannot attain opportunities until you become a senpai. Schools in Japan are the best examples of followers of the senpai-kohai system. Lower-grade students look up to the higher-grade students. In school clubs, you can hear the juniors calling the seniors “senpai” instead of using their actual names. You can see the kohais cleaning the floors, running errands for their seniors, or even carrying club equipment for the senpai. They bow diligently with repeated “hai, hai,” and are always afraid to disappoint their senpai. Even after you have graduated from a university, a junior colleague may still call you “senpai,” and, when you meet for a reunion after 10, 20 or 30 years, don’t be surprised to be called still a “senpai” instead of your own name. It is, after all, a lifetime role, remember? Mind you, the kohai is truly loyal to his senpai. He will only do things the senpai tells him to do. In some cases, he also serves him favors. In social gatherings, you see the kohais serving the senpais beer, or offering them food. The senpai, on the other hand, feels obligated to guide the kohai, and teach him the proper rules. So, you think, after leaving school, the junior-senior relationship is over? Uh-uh. When you enter a Japanese company, the system prevails like the commonest thing on earth. Newly hired employees become the kohais and are expected to obey the guidance of their senior colleagues. In board meetings, you can spot the kohais because they usually sit near the doors, while the senpais are closer to the head of the table. Some kohais are also expected to serve tea or coffee to their senpai colleagues. Many also use the more polite language “keigo” toward their senpais. You know how they say that Japanese don’t work for long hours; they just stay in the office for long hours? Well, that’s true because they feel embarrassed to leave the office earlier than their senpais. And, when a senpai invites the kohai for a drink-out, it is most likely that the kohai cannot turn him down. Senpais and kohais even exist in the political scene. Junior politicians give way to their senior mentors, with the sense of loyalty so strong that it would even be hard for one to change political parties. In the music and celebrity world, young musicians and actors pay respect to their senpais, too. The system sounds militaristic, maybe because it is. When I look at junior train masters in station platforms bowing endlessly to their superiors, department store salesladies tailing behind their managers in those tiny and polite steps, firemen lined up in a platoon while having morning drill exercises, staff of stores practicing “Irasshaimase! Ohayo gozaimasu! Arigatou gozaimasu!” with their loud screams, I can’t help thinking that life in Japan is like one big military parade. And, the thing about senpai-kohai is that the senpais are usually older than the kohais. Age is critical in Japan, and the older you are, the more respectable and reliable you become. Did you notice that even pop idol groups have “ri-da-“ (leader) as head of their groups? The “leader” is usually chosen by his age. Thus, in the work force, it is the usual case that you cannot reach to top “senpai” executive level with all the benefits until you are over 40 and above.

Uh-oh…now I smell the reason why suicide is common in Japan…oops. Senpai-kohai gives the Japanese a lot of advantages, especially as foundation for their success and efficiency. After all, it pays to have more obedient citizens than rebellious activists. (Maybe Filipinos should adopt this system.) But, one wonders if one doesn’t lose himself in the senpai-kohai rules. You become so conscious of how you should be, instead of knowing who you really are. Of course, as the times modernize, some people become less dependent on the senpai-kohai system. Some eager, young enthusiasts strike out as adventurous, bold and daring, compared to their seniors. Still, these novices are just part of a small minority, for nothing seems to topple the Japanese sense of loyalty. That’s right, that’s what the kanji characters mean: an entire lifetime…

So, what’s the 11th commandment? Of course—Thou shalt obey your senpai.

Hope you get your well-deserved summer holiday!



Jeepney Press July-August Issue Page 6



DAISUKI!
by Dennis Sun

To Sit or Not To Sit

Kaya pala ang baho! Si Totoy talaga, pagkatapos umebak, huhugasan na lang ang kanyang puwit with the magic tabo at biglang may-I-leave the room na lang. Kawawa naman ang susunod na gagamit sa toilet. Hindi lang mabaho, meron pang hindi kanais-nais na itsura na natitira. Kadiri naman.

“Eh, kasi po, walang tubig,” depensa ni Totoy. Paano ka nga mag-pa-flush kung kulang o walang tubig. Ito ay isang malaking suliranin sa mga kasilyas natin sa Pinas. Wala ng tubig, wala pang toilet paper. Mabaho pa at napakarumi. Karamihan, wala pang pinto ang mga cubicle sa mga public places. Paano ka naman e-ebak kung kitang-kita ka ng madlang pipol?

3 years ago when I went home, I was in Greenbelt area to meet some friends. Kumain kami sa isang food area ng isang department store. After eating, bigla akong tinawag ng kalikasan, as in call of nature. So dumeretso ako sa CR. Pagkarating ko sa loob, ang unang-una kong hinanap ay ang mahiwagang papel ng buhay. Nawawala. Importante pa naman iyon. Di mo pwedeng gawin ang dapat mong gawin kung wala iyon. So, balik ako sa restaurant at humingi ako ng napkin sa waiter. Napakatipid niya! Binigyan ako ng tatlong piraso. Baka akala niya ay gagamitin kong pang-retouch ng make-up eh hindi naman ako nag-me-make-up. Binigyan pa ako ng konti kaya austerity is the name of the game. Magtitipid na lang ako. I will make do of whatever is available. Buti na lang at hindi “wet explosion” ang nangyari sa loob. Kung hindi, kulang pa ang isang box ng tissue paper. If ever, one has to take a shower after that kind of explosion. Para malinis, siempre!

Ewan ko ba kung bakit tinawag na CR or comfort room ang mga toilet sa Pinas. Actually, I don’t see anything comfortable. Do you? Meron ba? Minsan, sa dumi, ayokong umupo. Kung kailangan pang mag-tiis, I would have to carry the cross. Pero kung talagang oras na at napakarumi ng silya ng buhay, uupo ka ba? Isang maselan na problema. Ang dapat ilabas, dapat lang lumabas na. Kung hindi, magkakasakit ka pa. I will be honest with you. If this is the case, I don’t sit. I squat. This is what I have learned from the seatless Japanese toilets called WASHIKI.

Siguro, naranasan niyo na ang mga seatless Japanese toilets. Sa mga probinsiya, marami pa ang mga ito. Sa Tokyo, bihira na lang makikita sa mga bagong ginagawang condo. Usually, kung nakatira ka sa lumang apartment, ang toilet ninyo ay WASHIKI. Sa mga department stores and train stations din, they provide options of having both the western style toilets and Japanese squat toilets.

My American friend hates these Japanese style toilets. “How do Japanese do their thing there?” he wonders. Namumulikat daw ang mga paa niya. At nalulukot daw ang bagong dry-cleaned na pantalon niya. So sabi ni Joe, hinuhubaran niya ang kanyang pantalon at sinasabit ito sa pinto. Hayan ang kanyang sikreto. Isang half-naked gaijin inside!

Wika ng mga kaibigan kong Hapon, very hygienic daw ang WASHIKI due to the lack of contact with the seat. In addition, a number of medical benefits are attributed to the squat toilets. Squatting strengthens the pelvic muscles sa mga babae which helps with incontinence or problema sa pag-ihi. Furthermore, this kind of toilet builds up strength in the hips and improves breathing and concentration. This kind of squatting position also allows wastes to be eliminated quickly and completely. Kaya this is very good for people who suffers from hemorrhoids. Assuming and maintaining a squatting position on a regular basis may also help maintain the flexibility of the knees. Doc, OK ito ahh?!

Pero given a choice, I would still choose the western style toilet. Lalung-lalo na ngayon, we have the super toilets equipped with the latest high-tech computerized toilet seats. In Japan, they are commonly known as WASHLET. The seats get warm during the winter season. A nozzle comes out and squirts and sprays water to wash the anus or bidet. The water is also adjustable according to strength and it also has options that can give you massage. There is a nice water flowing sound or music that plays to cover up whatever noise you are creating. There is a built-in deodorizer to remove whatever odor you are producing. And after you are done with your job, you don’t even need to flush it. Everything is automatic. Just put on your pants, zip it up and leave. Now that’s what I call COMFORT, with all capital letters!

I was watching a Japanese program on TV. Do you know kung ano ang pinakamabentang Japanese product sa mga tourists especially the rich Chinese? Computer! Nope. TV? Chigau. Cell phone? Uh-uh. Camera? Nah. Game machines? Ie. Hindi po. It’s the Japanese WASHLET! It’s so popular among the Chinese that droves of them come here just to get the latest one with them to China. A washlet in Akihabara costs about 30,000 yen to 50,000 yen depending on the brand and features.

Mag-ingat lang po sa pag-push ng mga buttons. Ibang button ang sa harap at sa likod. Kung lalake kayo, don’t try pushing the button for the front part. You will get surprised! One time, my friend pushed one button. He said he thought it was the flush button. Ngayon, it turned out he pushed the emergency button. Kinatok bigla siya ng tatlong security guards. Mag-ingat lang po at baka ibang klase naman ang kakatok sa inyo.

Maligayang pag-upo!

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SHOGANAI: GAIJIN LIFE

By Abie Principe

Speaking of Senbei

Senbei (煎餅)- a type of Japanese rice crackers. They come in various shapes, sizes, and flavors, usually savory but sometimes sweet. Senbeis are often eaten with green tea as a casual snack and offered to visiting house guests as a courtesy refreshment. Senbeis are usually cooked by being baked or grilled, traditionally over charcoal. While being prepared they may be brushed with a flavoring sauce, often one made of soy sauce and mirin. They may then be wrapped with a layer of nori. Alternatively they may be flavored with salt or so-called "salad" flavoring. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senbei )

My first encounter with senbei was when I was still a graduate student in Nagoya. From the university, I went back to the dormitory, and in the lobby, on the table in front of the TV, was a box of, what I was later to learn, senbei. Some nice ladies who were helping students learn Japanese left it there for everyone. There was even a note beside the box “Take Free,” at that time the note made me smile, but that was before I realized it wasn't a joke.

But back to the little crunchy snacks.

The ones I saw were individually wrapped, and looked like brown bread, except when I got one, it was not soft. But the thing is, for some reasons, they reminded me of some cookie-like snacks we have in the Philippines (think ampaw). So I opened one, fully expecting to taste something sweet. Imagine my surprise, or more like chagrin, when I bit into something that tasted like burned rice with soy sauce. Well, that was truly an eye-opener as to what most Japanese people refer to as “snacks.”

The thing about senbeis is that they are unavoidable. Most Japanese people will give you some kind of senbei at some point of your life here, and often they wait eagerly as you open the package and take a bite. We cannot but help to incorporate the ubiquitous senbei in our daily life in Japan. Strangely enough, once you start eating, senbeis actually kind of grow on you, in a purely figurative sense of course. The longer you stay in Japan, the more you notice that you are actually liking those crunchy, soy sauce flavored crackers. And once you find yourself actually looking at the various senbeis in the supermarket, trying to find that one brand you like, then that is a sure sign that you have been in Japan longer than most. My personal favorite, senbeis wrapped in nori. Happy snacking!